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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

firm, upright, hard, candid nature charmed him

Dany. Multi-fandom blog, mainly Les Mis, but a bunch of others, too.

Asks containing headcanons// NSFW stuff// and fluff are always welcomed and wanted.

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nerdycombeferre

combeferre pickup lines:

the human body has 206 bones. when i’m with you i have 207
you must be stage 3 syphilis, cause i can’t get you out of my head
my adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus
did you steal my vestibular apparatus? cause i keep falling for you
will you be my G-protein? because i want to be coupled with you
that pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery
honey, you’re so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at vmax.
i wish i was adenine so i could be paired with u
baby, if i were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes
they don’t call me bones because I’m a doctor
baby you’re so hot that you denature my proteins

nerdycombeferre

# no but imagine combeferre using all of these when he’s falling down drunk # and courfeyrac is just trying to hold him up and get him back to the flat without him hurting himself # or proposing to another lamp-post # and he just goes ‘courf i wish i was adenine so i could be paired with u’ # and courfeyrac rolls his eyes but ferre keeps going pick-up line after pick-up line # and courf is laughing because he is so fucking wasted what the hell is he even SAYING # until ferre just stops and says ‘i would defile the dictionary for you’ # and courf is like ‘what the everliving fuck’ # 'to put u and i together' # 'that's the alphabet dumbass' # and i don’t know exactly how this ends but probably with ferre grabbing courf frustratedly and kissing him against a wall # or something # combeferre (dameferre)

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omg courferre les mis

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